Hey, guys! I’m in a bit of a slump as of lately, the books I keep picking up are not interesting 😦 But I wanted to post, so I had some fun with marry, kiss, cliff! For those of you not familiar with the game, I randomly picked three fictional characters out of a jar and had to decide which one I would want to marry, which one I would kiss, and which one I would, well, push off a cliff. Here we go!
Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments), Jason Grace (Heroes of Olympus), Wells Jaha (The 100)
Marry: Jason, obviously. He can FLY (aka requirements to become my husband)
Kiss: Jace, because he kind of scares me, and I’d rather be his friend
Cliff: Wells, because I don’t like him in the book series
Mal (Grisha), Julian Blackthorn (The Dark Artifices), Peter Kavinsky (To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before)
Marry: Julian, because he is my favorite in TDA and he is such a good guy *heart eyes*
Kiss: Peter, because I like his sense of humor but not enough about him to, you know, MARRY
Cliff: Mal, because I don’t like him and HIS NAME MEANS BAD IN SPANISH ‘NUFF SAID
Richard Gansey III (The Raven Cycle), Leo Valdez (Heroes of Olympus), Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Marry: Leo Valdez, obviously, we would get along SO well
Kiss: Gansey, because he’s been prophesied to die and I can’t deal with that for my husband
Cliff: Voldemort, BECAUSE IT’S VOLDEMORT
Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), The Darkling (Grisha), Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)
Marry: Will, because he is one of my all time favorite male characters (along with Percy)
Kiss: Percy on the cheek or something because I could see us having more of a sibling type of relationship, and he and Annabeth are goals so why would I break that OTP up?
Cliff: The Darkling because while I like him, he’s evil, and bad guys are not okay
Andrius Arvydas (Between Shades of Gray), Simon Lewis (The Mortal Instruments), Levi (Fangirl)
Marry: Andrius, because I adore him and he’s super sweet and protective and takes good care of his mom
Kiss: Levi, and then like read a book to him or something 🙂
Cliff: Simon (okay I was talking to my friend during this round and she said that Simon would survive but I have no idea how, so I’ll just push Simon off a two inch cliff and then give him a hug) this round was really hard for me, okay?
Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter), Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter), Gale Hawthorne (Hunger Games)
Marry: Neville, because he is the forgetful Gryffindor of my twelve-year-old, HP obsessed dreams
Kiss: Draco, like on the forehead or something? (I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to play this game, but I’m making up my own rules–whoops) I feel bad for Malfoy whenever I read HP so I’ll let him live
Cliff: Gale, because while I may have tried to spare Simon, I hate Gale, so he’s going off the cliff
Noah Czerny (The Raven Cycle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games), Harry Potter (The series that’s named after him)
Marry: Peeta because he’s a baker 😉
Kiss: Harry (he’s such a cutie)
Cliff: Noah, because SPOILER ALERT FOR THE RAVEN BOYS: he’s actually already dead and is just a smudgy ghost. So I’d tell him I love him and hope he understands.
Prince Kai (The Lunar Chronicles), Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments), Augustus Waters (The Fault in Out Stars)
Marry: Kai, because then I could be a princess and chill with him
Kiss: Magnus and then ask him where he gets all of his glitter
Cliff: Augustus OKAY I’M SORRY THIS ROUND WAS REALLY HARD I didn’t want to cliff Simon either but the game says you have to cliff someone *cries*
Tobias Eaton/Four (Divergent), Cricket Bell (Lola and the Boy Next Door), Frank Porter (Since You’ve Been Gone)
Marry: Frank, because he’s super sweet and student council president and drives a truck and listens to Mumford and Sons
Kiss: Cricket, because I love him but he’s like a foot and a half taller than me (as described in the book) so I can’t see that working out
Cliff: Four, because I didn’t really like him in he first place but I forgave him for a while because Theo James plays him in the movies, which is not an acceptable excuse. Sorry, Four.
Aaand that’s it! This was really fun to play, even if it could be slightly stressful. What do you think of my choices for these male characters? Let me know in the comments or on my Instagram!
Until next time,